Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Wanna be a Baller...


Morning blog lovers!

This post is going to be touching on a few topics that I have been thinking about lately.
  1. Arcane Mage Rotation
  2. New expansion leaked and the two new playable races
  3. The Greedy Goblin - A breakdown of his BS
  4. Gearing your toon up enough for the content you would like to do
So lets get into this biatch shall we? Tell em how we do it round here...

WTFspaghetti's 15 man choir: "THIS, IS HOW, WE DO ITTTT!"

Arcane Mage Rotation

Since the new patch hit, I have been mostly playing my Mage. He was my the toon that I played when I wasn't playing my Shaman and the only alt that I had that was level 80. When I was leveling him from 70 to 80, I completely feel in love with the arcane talent tree. Life was good and I was a beast that was spitting HOT HOT white fire.

Then in patch 3.0.9....they nerfed us. They pretty much pwned our rotation because we were doing too much damage. I would have been ok with them just nerfing out spells, but no no. They had to go and fuck with our rotation and make us come up with another one. It was a sad day and I really stopped playing my Mage after that really. I only got on him to mess around with pvp and dailies.

So when I started playing my Mage again, I did some research and found out that there is alot of confusion out there when it comes to our rotation. Now, I do not raid with my Mage and I can't say that I am 100% correct...

...but really I am

Arcane rotation changes every fight and multiple times during the same fight. This is due to how much mana you have and how long encounter is going to be. To be a good Arcane Mage you have to master your mana usage to make sure you always have mana as long as the fight is going on. A Mage with no mana is like a ghetto without a "BBQ - Fish, Chicken, and Shrimp" shop....it just isn't right.

However, this article isn't about mastering your mana consumption, its about rotation. I just wanted to make that known so I don't confuse the little ones.

Maximum DPS rotation under normal circumstances

Arcane Blast, Arcane Blast, Arcane Blast, Arcane Missiles. If you proc Missile Barrage, you want to cast it immediately. This is because your next Arcane Blast could trigger another Missile Barrage.

That's it. Its not AB, AB, AB, Arcane Barrage anymore like it used to be. Even though I do see alot of Mages still doing this. I also was reading that to maximize your dps as arcane, you should just cast arcane blast until your out of mana. So wrong and also dumb if I may add.

Now you can join me and chuckling at them. If they start talking shit back at you, just start speaking in made up language. Its fun and entertaining. Example

You: You could probably do alot more dps, especially for longer fights if you change your rotation a little bit

Arcane noob: Yeah right....my gear is Uld25 ok? I know how to play....god...you think I don't know how to play or something? Just compare you achievements to mine and you will see that you are the one that needs to L2PLAY nub

You: Uligh es togni huagh

Arcane Noob: What? You need to learn how to speak english to as well i guess

You: Wesig en su tuago riend? LOL

Arcane Noob: dude...seriously?

You: U bang bang long time yes? togni huagh LOL

If you are anything like me, you will get a good laugh out of it.

Moving on!

New expansion leaked and the two new playable races

So I read an article today...

"WoW.com has learned through multiple sources close to the situation some details on the next expansion, to be called World of Warcraft: Cataclysm."

Two new playable classes, Worgen for the Allies and Goblins for the Horde. There is also going to be another 10 levels added on to the cap and a new island to the south of the world. I don't have much to say about other then GAY.

When are they going to make Pandas a playable race? I don't even care if you could only be one class, I would so rock a Panderan.

Player Versus Developer also wrote an article on it that is worth reading.

Greedy Goblin

First off, let me say that I enjoy reading this dude's articles. I also want to state that I pretty much hate him as a human being. Yes it is true that most of the time he comes off as a chillen dude, but then he writes an article about his imaginary girlfriend and how he a ninja in real life, ect, ect.

He also goes off on casual / social players calling them morons and idiots and then going into depth about how they are morons. Sometimes he is right, sometimes I couldn't disagree more with him.

Jong, the gangsta that he is, went off on him a few weeks back and when I read The Greedy Goblin's article today it made me think of Jong's article....and how he pwned the goblin. I replied to the goblin's article today, but he deleted it....lol

All I said was...

" "oiled the door down so you can sneak up on your secretary at work?"

I think you could have made up with something better then that Gelvon"

Oh well. Go read it and then go read Jong's meme to Gelvon. It will make you laugh.

Gearing your toon up enough for the content you would like to do

PvD commented on my article yesterday and it got me thinking. If my Mage is already geared for heroics and 10 mans, why should I even bother getting the better loot knowing that it is going to be worthless when a new patch comes out or the new expansion finally hits...

Its a valid point. If all you plan to do on a toon is completed, then why stress about getting better gear? I thought about it alot and finally came to the conclusion that even though I know my gear will be worthless soon, I still like upgrading my toons.

I like the feeling when I get a new item. Another reason why I like getting gear is because, well, my Mage only has 3 pieces that are item level 213 or above. That being said I am always beating other Mages with better gear. I want to see what kind of numbers I would have if I had their gear.

That is what motivates me to keep on upgrading my gear...even though I know that once patch 3.3 comes out and Blizzard decides to keep it raining purples. I will find better gear...

What do you guys think about? Use the comment section and let us know!

Until next time, I'm WTFout!

Monday, August 10, 2009

Random Thoughts on 3.2 and Trial of Champions Loot...


Morning blog lovers...

Well, this was the first weekend that we had with all the new goodies that is patch 3.2. I played alot this weekend, in fact, I will go to say that I played too much lol. WoW is a totally different atmosphere since the new patch has gone live.

It has brought back alot of players that stopped playing the game, not enough in Blizzard's eyes I'm sure lol. It has never been easier to get into 5, 10, or 25 man group. I ran every single heroic this weekend, even the Occulus. I also did a few wings of a Naxx 25, a clearing of 25 VoA and OS.

It was crazy! Trade and LFG channel was consistently popping looking for people to run stuff.

However, it should be.

3.2 - The Alt Patch...yeah F'n right or true???

Blogger queen Larisa wrote a post last week that touch on the subject I am about to dive into. 3.2 is being called the "Alt patch" by many due to the changes in leveling and the new mounts restrictions.

However, this is not the case. Blizzard is basically saying

"Peons, as long as you put in the time and keep abusing our drug playing our game, we will reward you with loot that you can use at the highest level"

With that being said, your level 80 really doesn't have any excuses on why he/she isn't geared. You can't blame it on loot not dropping, not having enough DKP, or any other RNG pwnage story you may have. There is no were to hide anymore people and I am on the fence about how I feel about it.

On one hand, I am all for it. I hate loot not dropping and getting OWNED by the random number generator. It sucks and it can make you get burned out quickly. This new system also allows for your additional toons to get gear without spending multiple weeks in Naxx 10, then another month or more in Naxx 25 to be geared up to move on to additional content (Ulduar and above)

Its not only for your additional toons, its for newly level 80 players that from this point on will not have to experience the gear grind in Naxx 10/25 if they do not want to. They still can, but it is not forced on them like it was the rest of us before patch 3.2.

I am assuming that Blizzard did some research and found out that it is a good thing for them to get as many people involved in their new content as possible. Atleast give them options to gear up, different routes, yet ending in the same place.

However, its not like my main wasn't geared enough to heal or dps anything in the game currently. I will state that there is no way that I would level a new character and go through the gear grind that was...

Ding level 80 > Heroics > OS/VoA/Naxx 10 > OS/VoA/Naxx 25/Malygos > Ulduar

...just to get to where I need to be for the new content. Only way I would do that is if I took a long break from WoW and then came back. Which I have done in the past, but Blizzard does not want that. They lost roughly 90 bucks just from me during my 6 months break back in TBC.

Final thoughts on 3.2

For the fan boys that are calling this patch the "Alt patch", I can not disagree 100% with you. It is true that this patch is leaps and bounds over other patches in terms of buffing the leveling and gearing process. Which is very valuable for older players alts and newly level 80 toons.

However, because you are now given the option to run 5 mans and get the same loot as one would get from a 25 man raid of the highest level....you should really be making sure your main is updated with all the of the best gear. Which makes you play your main more then you would be playing your alt.

Take me as an example. I been leveling a druid for the past two weeks, only playing my main to check the AH (for my alt) or send money to him.

Patch 3.2 hit and I played him about 5% of the total time I played WoW over my three day weekend.

Alt patch or main patch, you decide.

Now for the new, juicy stuff...

Trial of Champions and its loot

Wow, just wow. Regular instance dropping loot that is on par with tier 7? Quite a change from how things were being run in WoW the past 4 years. I ran ToC multiple times (6-7) this weekend and I must say....I like it overall. There is a thing that is slightly bothering me about it though, its the quality of the loot.

The regular version of ToC is pretty simple. I only wiped once during it and it was because my group was filled with fail. I am ok with the quality of the loot in this version though. It is slightly less then epics that are found in 10 mans. However, the trinkets that drop in this version are pretty badass. Definitely not the best in slot, but nothing to frown at. Worth your time to mess around with different options.

I got the caster dps one on my mage and I replaced it with +100 sp trinket. Was this the right thing to do? I'm not 100% sure, but I do know that procs ALOT! Off the top of my head I would say that it procs around once every 30 seconds. I could be wrong but I think that +600 sp once every 30 seconds is better then a consistent +100 sp. Its not like I am doing any hardcore raiding or anything, just pew pew heroics and 10 mans.

Heroic ToC

Heroic ToC is not an easy instance, but its not a hard instance either. You need a decent group that knows whats going on and a good healer. A good tank always makes thing easier, but a good tank in ToC makes this instance alot easier. I wiped a bunch with a few groups, but come to find out, they just were not good and didn't know what was going on.

The past 3 times I have done it though, I have completed it. This is making sure your group is decently geared and that they know the fights before you accept the summon or fly out to the instance.

WTFloot

Healing mace dropped off the second boss. Come to find out it has the exact same stats as the healing dagger that drops off the 6th boss in Uludar.

6th boss?

Ulduar?

5 man heroic?

2nd boss?

I know that I just said a bunch of stuff about how it Blizzard wants to close the gear gap in order for more people to experience new content when it comes out.

But damn...it slightly pissed me off

I guess I know how hardcore raiders feel about the whole conquest badges changes. Oh well, try to remember not to hate and roll with the punches. Lets face it, we all love WoW and we will continue to play until they decide to they make a change that will ultimately destroy the world


...of warcraft.

Until next time, I'm WTFout!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

3.2 Shaman Changes and MORE...


Hola blog lovers!

I know I am super behind on all of the new, juicy action that is happening in WoW's upcoming patch, 3.2. However, there has to be other losers people like me that don't know what is going on right?

....no?

In either event, here is a break down of some of the upcoming changes (pve) to the Shaman class and my thoughts on them. When I say some, I do mean the important ones....you know, Restoration, Elemental, and the general ones. I am a total noob on enhancement, so I don't embarrass myself comment on those.


  • Blizzard is actually decided to implement its own totem bar instead of having a 3rd party addon do it for them. This totem bar will allow you to press one button and BAM...all four of your totems are down in one global cooldown. You can save up to three different combinations with this new totem bar and they are named, Call of Air, Call of Fire, and Call of Water. This is definitely going to get some taking used to, but my god, its what the Shaman community has been asking for YEARS!

  • Base health increased by approximately 7% to correct for shamans having lower health than other classes. Nothing else I can say about this other then OMGNERF. Maybe now I can survive long enough to get away from assholes rogues stun locking me to death...even with my earth shield up and spamming war stomp / lhw.

  • All Shocks now have a default range of 25 yards, up from 20 yards. I know a few Shamans that were hanging on to their s5 gloves for this sole purpose. Again, a nice change that Shaman have been asking for, especially sexy for Elemental specs

  • Ghost Wolf can now be learned at level 16. Hooray for little / wannabe Shamans everywhere! yay!

  • Nature’s Swiftness cooldown is now 2 minutes, down from 3 minutes. Nothing major, but it is nice. For spike dmg, this is really going to help out....i.e. Mimiron.

  • Healing Way has been reworked. It used to provide a chance of increasing healing wave spells on a friendly target, this talent now increases the effectiveness of the shaman’s HW by 8/16/25%. Damn, this is going to make me get a talent change. 25% more off the bat isn't something trivial, that is alot. It is going to be interesting to see how much this is actually going to change healing as a Shaman. It might change it alot or the change might be minimum, either way I am going to mess around with it.

  • Tidal Waves no longer reduces the cast time of Lesser Healing Wave by 30%. It will now provide an additional 25% critical strike chance to Lesser Healing Wave and still make our HW cast time 30% faster. In addition your HW gains 20% and LHW gains 10% of your bonus healing effects. Very very interesting and sexy. Blizzard definitely wants us to use our HW more. Combined with the new HW talent, this can only help us. That extra crit is also going to do help us with proc'ing Ancestral Healing....which by the way is changing too.

  • Ancestral Healing's buff now reduces the physical damage taken by the target by 3/7/10% instead of increasing the target’s armor. Probably the biggest and most beneficial change, we will have to find out. The increase armor was nice, especially for druids, but now it is going to reduce dmg by 10%....thats REDONKEYOUS people! This will make new encounters alot easier and make old encounters even more easy. Can you imagine critting with chain heal? Redonkeyous people, redonkeyous...

  • Chain Heal's jump distance has been increased to 10 yards. Also, the amount of healing now decreases by 40% as it jumps to each new target, instead of 50%. Dang! Now I can really bind all of my keys to chain heal instead of just half. In all serious though, this change is proof that Shaman are falling behind other healers in regards to raid spots. Blizzard just gave our "niche" healing spell 10% more healing per jump. I'll take it!

  • Improved Water Shield talent now has a 10/20/30% chance to be triggered by Chain Heal, and the charges of Water Shield are no longer consumed by this talent. I dont know about this one. I been reading up on it, but I will do my own testing when it goes live. It could be amazing if the 30% trigger chance is every jump...but that would seem too overpowered. Then again, with the replenishment nerf (1% of maximum mana over 5 seconds instead of .25% per second), maybe it will help fill that gap.....we shall see
Other changes that intrigue me

Tier loot changes

First off, all tier loot is changing. Instead of dropping your glove token, or your head token, everything is going to be generic now. You can use your generic token to purchase whatever piece of loot you would like.

I don't troll the forums anymore, but I would put money on it that there is a bunch of QQ'n and AHMGAD L2P idiots out there. They are probably saying that Blizzard is making the game too casual and now people don't have to run the same instance OVER and OVER and OVER again for one piece of tier loot like they had to...blah blah blah

Tell them to stop using their own tears to stoke their epeen and listen. Do you really like running the same raid instance over and over until you are burned out on the game and it is no longer fun? Of course you don't, that is why this change is good for all of us.

Period. Nough said. Wipe those tears fat boy, moving on.

Mount level restrictions

Oh yes, this change has got everyone that has played the game for over the past 2 years and beyond all nerd raged out. Seriously, people are very vocal about this change....its hilarious.


Before I get into it, here are the changes...


Apprentice Riding (Skill 75)
60% land mount speed
Requires level 20
Cost: 4 gold
Mount cost: 1 gold
Mail will be sent to players at level 20 guiding them to the riding trainer

Journeyman Riding (Skill 150)
100% land mount speed
Requires level 40
Cost: 50 gold
Mount cost: 10 gold
Mail will be sent to players at level 40 guiding them back to the riding trainer

Expert Riding (Skill 225)
150% flying mount speed; 60% land mount speed
Requires level 60
Cost: 600 gold (faction discounts now apply: Honor Hold [Alliance]; Thrallmar [Horde])
Mount Cost: 50 gold
Can now be learned in Honor Hold (Alliance) or Thrallmar (Horde)

Artisan Riding (Skill 300)
280% flying mount speed; 100% land mount speed
Requires level 70
Cost: 5,000 gold (faction discounts apply)
Mount Cost: 100 gold

Movement Speed Training By Class

Druid
Travel Form: Requires level 16
Flight Form: Requires level 60 (150% flight speed)
Swift Flight Form: Requires level 70
Hunter
Aspect of the Cheetah: Requires level 16
Shaman
Ghost Wolf: Requires level 16
Paladin
Warhorse: Requires level 20
Charger: Requires level 40
Warlock
Felsteed: Requires level 20
Dreadsteed: Requires level 40

Not going to lie, from a player that has been playing since 2004...roughly patch 1.3 or so. It was a huge WTF crazy factor. Thought to myself....

ZOMGFISHSTICKS, Blizzard is making this game so easy! I remember back in the day when...

After going on in my mind for the next minute about how "hard" the game used to be, I started laughing at myself. If you had the same ZOMGFISHSTICKS reaction to this change, answer these questions.

1. Does getting a mount quicker and moving faster make the game any easier?
2. Does this really effect any of YOUR max level toons?
3. If Blizzard is making this game easy, when was the game hard?

1. No, it does not make the game any easier. It makes leveling faster, yes, but that is no reason to get upset. I mean, instead of looking at the back on your toon running, you are looking at the back of you toon on a mount. Nothing changes content wise.

2. Nada....it has no effect on anyone max level characters...again...no content has been changed.

3. The only part of the game that is/was hard is content....not time invested into the game.
Also think about the position Blizzard is in as a business. The level cap is already 80 and within the next year or so I bet it will be 90. That is pretty crazy for a new person picking up the game for the first time. Blizzard had to make a way to make leveling faster and more efficent to gain new players. Besides that, how many of us want to try out another class, but never did because it would take too long to level? I am sure its ALOT. Believe me when I tell you that Blizzard isn't making leveling faster because they are a bunch of carebears. They are doing it to make more CASH MONEY.

So overall...the people that are pissed off about this are people that are mad that they had to spend more time traveling. GET OVER IT. No one cared when your grandpa said he had to walk to school, up hill, both ways, in the snow, back in his day. It is just as annoying now when you are saying it.

So again I say, wipe those QQ tears tubby. No one cares how much time you spent traveling during your leveling days and you are as annoying as old people talking about how no one had TVs or the internet back in their day.

This article is getting pretty long, so I will end it on that note. I write again this week about the other changes 3.2 and my thoughts on them.

I know you are dying to know what is on my mind lol.....come to think about it....I am too =P

I'm WTFout

Monday, July 27, 2009

Casual Mode Engaged

Hola blog lovers!

This past week has been a very interesting week for me, both in real life and in WoW. (/shock)

First off, I had to work the first shift and surprisingly, I liked it alot. I got to hang out with co-workers that I never see and it was surprisingly fun. I definitely thought about making a permanent switch to the first shift, but as of now, that isn't a possibility. I get paid 10% more working the shift that I work now and that would be gone if I went to the first shift. Being a new house owner, I can afford to give that up right now. Maybe in a few months or so, but definitely not right now.

How it started...

So what else happen? Oh yeah...lots of WoW related stuff. I have been playing again, alot more then I have been the past 3 months. Hell, this weekend alone I probably put in 10+ hours of WoW action.

Let me back up a little though...

My fucking ps3 decided it wasn't going to read discs anymore. Of course it isn't under warranty anymore, that ended 6 months ago. I could either ship the ps3 to Sony and pay them 150 bucks to have them fix it or use that 150 bucks to do something useful, like pay bills. Unfortunately, I have to use it to pay bills.

It was about 2 days after this and I was having video games withdraws. No ps3 to play, so I thought I would attempt to start playing some WoW. A few real life friends of mine, who played on my server, informed me that they have rerolled to another server and leveling ally toons! /shock!

Sounds fun right?

...yeah /wrist

So I decided to join them and make an ally toon. My favorite race in the game is part of the alliance (Dwarfs), so what the hell. I really wanted to level / play a druid, but I couldn't bring myself to actually play a night elf. Just the thought makes me want to deactivate my account.

However, all of the playable classes for dwarfs do not interest me at all. I could rock a Space Goat, but I ran into the same problem. None of the classes interested me, like AT ALL....none. So I made a priest because it was the best option in my mind.

FYI....leveling a priest is horrible, especially at the lower levels...like 1-20. Its boring and I was only doing it to feed my video game withdraw and hang out with my friends that rerolled.

So that was about 2 weeks ago, but last week is when it got really interested lol.

Back on my old server

I am not going to get into too much detail about this subject, but the guild that I created, managed, and spent a retarded amount of time on, is now strictly a social guild that only has real life friends as members.

I always thought about kicking everyone out except my real life friends, but it seemed the guild was still raiding and kicking ass. Reading through the guild forums lately was pretty sad though. The few core raiders that we had left, were really upset and looking for some sort of leadership to step up and lead the guild. You know, setup structure and a direction...stuff like that.

I spoke with a few people via private messaging and overall, it was bad. We were 10/14 in Ulduar 10 man with progression happening every week. Since I left, the most they killed is 6. Not to mention that people weren't enjoying playing the game anymore, let alone raiding. The final straw is when I found out that they were having major issues getting 10 people online to raid weekly. Alot of the time they would pug someone or not even raid.

So I decided to end it. I didn't /gdisband, I just kicked everyone out that wasn't a very good friend. I also kicked out the active players, I didn't think it was fair to them to be in a guild with no leadership or direction. I thought I was doing people a favor, force them to find another situation that suites them better.

Instead, they reformed and created a new guild with damn near the same people lol. Atleast this guild has leadership and a direction, its amazing =P

Guild Forums

That was fun. It was mostly people saying how much fun they had and that they understood why I did what I did. No hard feelings, ect...I did have some hate / nerd rage, some which I was ok with, some not lol.

The one guy that was pissed off at me was a long time member, but not a raider. Understandable, but I replied to his nerd rage and overall he understood where I was coming from.

Another guy went off on me pretty hardcore. The funniest thing about it is that I never met the guy before. He was recruited after I stopped playing. He went on about how much of a dick I was and actually said "fuck you"

....wait for it to set in

Yes, he actually got so upset that kicked the 8-9 active people that he decided to go on a nerd rage rant and I was the target lol. I wanted to reply so bad and go the hell off on this dude....but I decided to not to. I did reply though...it was kinda funny...I just made him look stupid. I mean, he didn't even spell my name right lol.

If you are more interested in the drama, you can read it for yourself. After I took kicked 90% of the guild members out, I pretty much trashed our guild forums. I left some stuff opened for the public to view. See for yourself here

Back to the drawing board...

So what is a man to do? I need to feed my video game addiction. My console system is broke...my level 80 toons don't hold my attention long enough...my level 16 priest isn't fun to play, plus its on a bunk ass low pop server.

Damn right, I decided to level a druid on my server. Like I was saying before, I was really interested in leveling a druid, but I couldn't get myself to play a Night Elf. So at 2am on Friday night, I made a female tauren toon out of complete boredom.

Come to find out....I really like it.

I played for the majority of the weekend and got the druid to 22 already. I also joined up on a Naxx25 clear up of last two bosses on my shaman. It was fun to relearn how to heal / play during those encounters lol.

So there you have it, I am back playing WoW. I wouldn't call it a complete comeback, but hell....10+ hours over the weekend....that is more then I played combined over the past 3 months lol.

Until next time...I'm WTFout!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Here's the Scoop - New Blog

I have been thinking alot lately. (I know, fucking scary thought.....I am aware =P)

This blog and 97% of its readers are looking for WoW related stories and events. They don't care about my other interests or life stories. They may not dislike them, but that isn't the reason why they come to this blog. They want to hear WTFPWNAGE stories about raids, new information about their favorite class, and overall interesting reads about World of Warcraft.

For the past 9 months I have enjoyed writing about these things. I have met and created relationships with people from all around the world because of my writings on WoW.

But for the past 2 months, I haven't had anything to say WoW related. My love for the game is still there, but my passion for playing is gone. Here is the crazy thing, I found out that I really enjoy blogging. I really enjoy writing down what is on my mind and have people comment / discuss it.

Do you see my problem????

WTF do I do with my blog??

It would seem wrong to switch the theme of my blog this far into it. I have over a 100 articles and over 600 comments (mostly helpful ones =P) all regarding WoW. Even though I am only posting an average of 1 post every 8 days, I am still getting over a 100 hits a day on my website from my other articles.

It would just seem silly to switch themes and ruin all of that.

So my other option?

Create a new blog of course! Except that noone would probably read or comment on my articles LOL. Which is, unfortunately, why I love blogging. The interaction, the discussions, the thought that I know someone is going to actually read my article.

Those reasons weren't important to me when I first started blogging, but without it I wouldn't have made it past a few months. My readers is what keeps me going. Without them, its just not the same.

Crossroads

So yeah, that is what I have been thinking about lately. Our favorite DK Tank, P, hasn't posted for a long time for the same reasons. He actually started his own blog, Lincoln Freed the Slaves - Semi-professional Asshattery.

Its pretty hilarious title IMO. You really have to know "P" in real life to understand how funny it actually is. The blog is mostly about other interests (Mixed Martial Arts, Fantasy Football, Movies, Music, Other video games, ect) in his life other then WoW and funny, humorous stories / events.

I wrote an article on his site last week about titled, "Sicilians, Blacks, and 30 lbs of Cocaine". Pretty much about one of my favorite movies and one of the best scenes in that movie.

What does this mean? Get to the point!

Until I start playing WoW again or until I have a post that I would like to share with the masses (probably 2-3 times a month). I am going to be blogging about wild shit over at Lincoln Freed the Slaves - Semi-professional Asshattery. I hope you visit and put us on your reader. If you like WTFspaghetti's writing style / personality and have been reading this blog for awhile, come check us out.

I would appreciate it <3

So until next time, I'm WTFout of here!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Woah...its like July and stuff

Morning blog lovers!

Been a couple weeks since I last wrote and alot of shit has been going on in my life. I closed on my house and I am now a house owner. I have been doing everything from pulling up weeds, to painting walls....hell I even installed a wood floor.../shock. It took 8 hours, but hell, its done lol.

As you can probably tell, I am still not playing wow due to the time investment of my house. Just wanted to give you guys a heads up...that is if I still even have readers LOL. I know when I was blogging on a daily basis, it would piss me off if an author would spend a week or two between posts. I would think to myself...PFFT, amateur! More then likely I would take them off my blog roll and move on to try and find another blog to fill their spot. Funny how a little time changes things....

Moving on

I would like to share a few videos with you guys. Both of these videos are kinda work safe. There isn't any naked females (sorry) or cursing. The videos due involve one of my favorite sports though, Mixed Martial Arts.

He stole 93 million dollars???

Yeah, this dude is the complete, all around, bad mother fucker. Not only was he a very good fighter with the potential to REALLY be a champion in the UFC, but he has brass iron balls due to the fact that he is "assumed" to be the mastermind behind the largest cash robbery in the history of the WORLD!

The funniest thing about the whole story is that he could have stolen somewhere around the 300 million dollar mark, but their get away truck RAN OUT OF ROOM....

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The French would whoop your ass

I know what your thinking. Yeah right, F the French, blah blah blah. They should stick with fashion and other arts. Little do you know that France is home to some great fighters.

This guy that I am about to show you is one of my favorites. When I first started watching MMA, this highlight clip definitely made me a fan the more that I watched it.

Jerome LeBanner is his name and he isn't actually a mixed martial artist, he is just a kick boxer. However, the video is full of win if you like to see people get knocked out....and lets be serious....who doesn't?????


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Until next time I'm WTFout!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Tuesday Morning Boredom - Makes you think....

Morning blog lovers!

What a weekend. I can truthfully say that it was one of the most interesting weekends I have had in long time. I could go into details, but I think I will spare you lol.

Lets just say, in no particular order, it involved my birthday, alcohol, strippers, UFC, moral decisions, TWO champions crowned in American sports (NBA / NHL), and plenty of BBQ.

Needless to say, my head is still spinning and I am still trying to recover fully.

Makes you think...

Last Friday I posted an entry from Joe Rogan's blog about life and how he compared a mushroom trip to having kids. In this article he mentions that if you took a human that lived years ago and showed him how humans live in the present, they couldn't imagine it...it would be too bizarre.

"I have this routine that I follow where I hire a car to take me to the airport, and while he’s driving I sit in the back seat and get on the internet on my laptop.Seems pretty normal and straight forward to most folks.

Now if you really think about it, just 400 years ago this “normal” routine that I have would have been the stuff of the strangest fiction.I’m moving faster than a sprinting horse inside a big metal box that’s powered by tiny controlled explosions and we’re rolling over a hard, man made surface that’s interconnected throughout the entire continent.

I’m typing away on a machine that is interfaced with the entire world through some invisible signal that almost instantly connects me to the entire current sum of accumulated human knowledge, and while all this crazy shit is happening, I’ll occasionally pull out something smaller than my hand, and I’ll use it to talk to people that are on the other side of the fucking world.

I will eventually get to a giant group of buildings where I will be scanned for explosives. I’ll then be strapped into a metal tube that’s also powered by explosions, and along with hundreds of other people I’ll be hurled through the sky so high that you can see the curve of the earth, and so fast that you literally go forward in time for the slightest fraction of a second."

then...

I ran across this video. I don't know what else to say other then WTF. I mean, this video isn't that old...like 10 years maybe. Who the hell knows what crazy shit us humans are going to get ourselves into the next 10 years.

I read a CNN article about this yearly robotic competition, FIRA. (Federation of International Robot-soccer Association) The article stated that by the year 2025, that the best human soccer team would not be able to defeat a robotic team.

WTF Mate? Thats right...Man U, Team Brasil, AC Milan, or the best players in the world combined would not be able to beat an all robotic team. The craziest part about it is that these robots WILL NOT be controlled by humans. They are programed to make there own decisions and wouldn't need any outside human help once the game started.

For some reason I keep on imagining Arnold saying "Where is John Connor?" . Oh and btw, on National Geographic's Top 10 Most Likely Ways the World Will End....getting taking over by robots terminator style is number 2 on the list.

fucking a...LOL

Till next time, I'm WTFout!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Friday's Food for Thought - A Post about Life

Morning blog lovers!

Long time since I said that! The last post I wrote was damn near a month ago. Couple of reasons why, mostly because I haven't been playing much WoW lately. Well....I haven't really played at all. I think it has been damn near 3-4 weeks since I even logged in.

I don't plan to quit for good, but I needed a break for multiple reasons. As of today, I am a house owner. We close in two weeks and surprisingly, I am not excited.

Don't get me wrong, I am happy that I am taking the next major step in my life, but really, I am not looking forward to having all of the responsibility that comes with it. The past couple weeks I have been hanging on to the "teenager / slacker" mentality. I know that once sign the contract on the house all that is going to go out the window....or at least it should lol....we shall see.

No more WoW?

Like I said, I don't plan on quitting for good. However, I am going to take at least another month or so off. I really do think that my reason for not even logging on is due to the fact that I was looked at as the guild leader for my guild. Truthfully, I never thought when I made the guild that I was going to be the GM....even know the GM was on my account...

Confused? Keep on reading....

The guild was started by myself and a few real life friends. The goal was to becoming a 10 man raiding guild and where ever we went from there was all a plus. 95% of the guild was people that I was either friends with in game or real life and I liked it that way because I knew no one would cause any drama. We had the actual GM rank as an alt and a rank labeled "Boss" with two other people and myself. So we actually had 3 GMs with equal say on whats going on.

Then we started raiding and because Naxx was so easy, we had no problem clearing the place out during our first weekend of raids. About 2-3 weeks later we finally killed Maylgos and a few weeks after that, we had 2 groups clearing Naxx and Malygos weekly. Times were good and because of that we decided to take the next step as a guild and start doing 25 mans.

Naxx 25 was, imo, easier then Naxx 10 and Maylgos. There were definitely ups and downs, but overall it was a success in my eyes. We cleared 25 man Naxx numerous times and we even started clearing it in one day.

3.1 and the start of the bitching

First week of 3.1 and Ulduar, we were actually ranked 8 out of the horde side guilds. Our 10 man was making good progress every week and we were getting plenty of new recruits. About a month after 3.1 came out, everyone started to complain to me about a variety of shit. Everything from raid invites, 25 man progression, guild drama, certain people in the guild not liking each other and leaving,....it just got to a boiling point with me.

Every fucking time I would log in someone would message me with some nonsense that I didn't want to deal with. One thing that really got me was a social member that I knew in game for over 2 years quiting the guild and then putting my on ignore for something that I didn't even do. Another member that I also knew for a very long time got pissed off and complain to me, only to never log back in.

It really sucked out all of the fun for me. I left out ALOT of details because....really its boring and I would be bored even writing down. All of that guild nonsense plus the fact that I am trying to buy a house and stay away from any responsibility that I can added up to me taking a break from the game.

Do I feel bad for leaving people hanging? Oh yeah. I feel like a douche really...

Is the guild still raiding and going without me? As far as I can tell, they are still raiding and pwning it up. The other two people that were setup on a GMs are still running it from what I can tell.

Am I afraid to log back on? Kinda. I probably would have logged on once or twice but I know that once I do, I am going to be bombarded with questions and the general WTF factor. So I been taking the bitch route and just not logging.

What about the blog?!?

No worries, I am still going to maintain the blog. My co-author, P, still is playing and I am sure he will continue to write about the game. My posts for the time being are probably going to be off topic and more spread out. While I am on the subject, I want to thank all of my readers. Hopefully you will still continue to follow me through my journey of life, even though temporarily it isn't about WoW. If not, I understand, but thanks for reading / following anyway....me heart you long time.

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Friday's Food for Thought - A Post about Life

This is the part of the blog that is a little off topic...fyi

Disrespect...

So, a few months back I wrote a post about elemental shamans. I didn't know too much about em, but I decided to make a post about it....hopefully it will help other people and through comments, maybe I would learn something. WoWinsider pick it up and posted it on its website. I had crazy amount of comments...good and bad...but all of them were helpful in my opinion.

I stated in the comment section the following:

"Thanks for all of the comments. Like I said, I wasn't 100% on everything dealing with elemental shamans, especially rotation. After I wrote this post and got home from work, I checked out some elemental gyphs and reading through the comment section, it really helped my decision on what to get. Thanks for all of the comments again, I know it helped me out."

I decided not to change my article, but I did put a note in stating the following:

"EDIT: For more information and corrections to my article. Please check out the comment section. It has ALOT of great information in regard to Elemental Shamans (gyphs, rotation correction, gear, helpful links, talents corrections, ect...)"

Even though my article had some incorrect information, with all of the comments I received on it, all of the correct information is there. Then I get a comment the other day that says...

"After all that stuff you spewed about hit cap increasing dps, you cant even get the rotation right."

...

Is this guy retarded? Maybe just a troll? Probably just a troll but this is the sole reason why I hate people. FYI to people that leave comments, if you don't have anything nice to say, feel free to say it. I'm ok with that. However, at least read the whole fucking article before you post something like this.

Without thinking I quickly wrote him a reply. Thinking back on it, I probably just should have let it go, but oh well. I went slightly nerd rage on him...

"To the douchebag above me that just posted. Blow me you ignorant piece of shit. If you read the fucking article you would of noticed the multiple times I said I didn't really know what I was talking about. Its not my fault that WoWinsider saw my article and decided to post it.

GTFO my blog and go make babies with your family, you incest, humpbacked mother fucker."

lol....yeah...Nerd rage is terrible thing lol........moving on

What a great article about Life...

I am a huge MMA fan. P got me hooked on it back in 2003-04 and I have become kinda addicted to watching people bang it out. My favorite announcer / interviewer is comedian Joe Rogan. I was lurking around today at work and found out that he has a blog! I read his first entry and I liked it so much...I am going to re post it. Seriously, you should read it....trust me.

So until next time, I'm WTFout!

Are you experienced?
June 5, 2009 Posted in The Rogan Blog Blog Archives

I ran into a fellow stand up comic at the airport yesterday, and he was there with his wife and his baby boy. Ever since my daughter was born I have acquired this immense fascination with babies. I see them everywhere, and I can’t take my eyes off them. I spot them all over the place, and occasionally these babies will be with a full grown human that I already know. That’s what happened yesterday at LAX.

I looked up and saw this cute little baby being held by one of the Sklar brothers, an LA comedy team of twins.I wasn’t sure which twin it was, but they’re both really nice guys, so I’m equally happy to see either one.

“You made a person?”
“I made a person.”
“Wow. That’s awesome man, congrats. I made one too.”

And just like that, we were “those guys.”We were the kind of men that I used to see in my younger days and shake my head in confusion. Two flowery, baby-loving weirdoes - wild eyed and intoxicated, tripping on the true opiate of the masses.

His wife came over and the baby love-talk escalated to the point where I started to feel light-headed. The three of us just sat there and expressed our new parent delight with each other in the presence of their beautiful, 6 month old boy like a trio of junkies waxing poetically on hitting the thickest vein with the sweetest smack.

Making a human is a truly surreal experience. It’s so titanically bizarre that I always compare it to a psychedelic trip, in that if it hasn’t happened to you there’s almost no way that I can accurately express to you what it’s like. You just have to experience it.

I used to dismiss a lot of experiences that I hadn’t had yet, simply because it’s easier to do than consider them or actually go out and have them. The world was confusing enough to me when I was a young man, and the last thing I thought I wanted back then was to have my ego obliterated by some monumentally humbling experience. Back then I just wanted to feel secure and get my life in order. I didn’t need more questions, I just needed a life.

Once I felt like I had some semblance of a life, then I started asking questions, and from there the true nature of this life began to slowly unfold. One of the craziest things that I’ve learned from any enlightening experience, it’s that every time I learn something new whatever knowledge I gain from it brings with it many, many times more new questions.

I remember my first mushroom trip. I was somewhere around 30 years old. I tried as much as I could to be a good person back then, but I was (and still am) very much a work in progress. I wasn’t sure what I wanted out of life other than to be happy, and I wasn’t exactly sure how to pull that off. I found a tremendous amount of people to be annoying, and I had to do my best to calm my natural tendency to be hyper-aggressive. Don’t get me wrong - I’ve always strived to be a good person and do the right thing in my life, but occasionally I struggled with douchy-ness.

Enter, my friend the magic mushroom.They don’t taste like much. They’re almost like a slightly more boring version of some kind of hippie vegan rice cake snack that you might get at a local health food store. I bet if you could add some sort of a spicy, salty seasoning to them they could be even be quite tasty. You don’t do it, though.Why? Because for some reason it just doesn’t seem right. It seems insulting.

Some people do change the flavor of it, and I’m pretty sure they still get there, but the way I’ve always looked at it is that if you’re really having that much of a problem with the taste, then you’ve either got some really weird taste buds, or you’re a whiny bitch that has a shitty attitude, and you’ll complain about just about anything, and that’s a terrible attitude to have going into a trip.

People on fear factor ate rotten animal dicks for a chance at $50,000 dollars and you’re telling me you have a problem eating bland fungus for a chance at contacting god?

Wait… Contacting who?

Now, if my young self had ever heard my current self saying something this crazy, I would have thought that I was a fucking crackpot, and I would have probably immediately dismissed me. I was far more convinced that I had the answers that I needed from life back then than I am now, and anything that challenged that perception was just labeled “bullshit” for my own protection.

I’ve had many intense psychedelic experiences, and one of the most profound effects of these trips isn’t just that the world feels strange when you’re on them, but that the world is forever changed once you’re back. Once the genie is out of the bottle it’s impossible to forget.

Mushrooms were the first real psychedelics that I tried, so I really had no idea what to expect. I heard that you “hallucinate” on them, so I expected to see a bunch of shit that wasn’t there. What actually happened was far stranger than that.

I didn’t see anything that wasn’t there, but I did see the things that have always been there in a totally different way. The first thing I noticed after I started to feel “funny” was that there seemed to be an underlying geometric pattern to everything that I could never see before. It was almost like I had put on some goggles that allowed me to see secret connections that everything shared.

Everything seemed to be made of these patterns, and despite the solid nature of the world I was looking at, it almost felt like what I was seeing was that everything that seemed separate was actually just one huge, all encompassing thing expressing itself in different frequencies.

As the trip got deeper the natural world around me seemed to be made out of thoughts, and as the effects of the mushrooms made these thoughts stranger and stranger, the world itself seemed to merge with these thoughts and become indistinguishable.

The hills were breathing. I watched them pulsate in and out in fascination, until I realized that it was my own breath that was making this happen. It was like I was now looking at the world as it was being projected onto a very thin screen, and every time I breathed it was teasing me with what was behind the screen like a hot chick wearing see-through lingerie.

By this time I was psychically naked for the first time in my life. I realized how much of what I thought of as “me” was just psychic armor that I had applied long ago and forgotten about. Social status, accumulated material possessions, accomplishments, friendships and feuds alike - all stripped away to reveal a core; a core with no language, no culture, and no fear.Then this core was shown the true nature of this world, and I watched things that I always thought of as “normal” as if I was a visiting alien from another galaxy.

All the predetermined patterns of behavior that we follow were all revealed like tracks on a grid, and the more we follow these tracks the less we have to think. The tracks can be completely bizarre, but as long as they’re there even the most unlikely of patterns will be followed.African women will cut their lips and stretch them out to fit plates. American men will wrap a traditional cloth around their neck and hang it in front of their chest in order to be taken seriously in a business meeting. It was all the same thing manifesting itself in different actions.

I saw the whole world like I would see it if I was an alien. Eventually I came back, and the world stopped breathing, and the mushrooms stopped talking to me - but I don’t think I’ve ever looked at anything the same way since.

I’ve always said that if we were seeing our world not even as an alien, but just from the perspective of people living a few hundred years ago it would seem almost impossibly bizarre. I have this routine that I follow where I hire a car to take me to the airport, and while he’s driving I sit in the back seat and get on the internet on my laptop.Seems pretty normal and straight forward to most folks.

Now if you really think about it, just 400 years ago this “normal” routine that I have would have been the stuff of the strangest fiction.I’m moving faster than a sprinting horse inside a big metal box that’s powered by tiny controlled explosions and we’re rolling over a hard, man made surface that’s interconnected throughout the entire continent. I’m typing away on a machine that is interfaced with the entire world through some invisible signal that almost instantly connects me to the entire current sum of accumulated human knowledge, and while all this crazy shit is happening, I’ll occasionally pull out something smaller than my hand, and I’ll use it to talk to people that are on the other side of the fucking world.

I will eventually get to a giant group of buildings where I will be scanned for explosives. I’ll then be strapped into a metal tube that’s also powered by explosions, and along with hundreds of other people I’ll be hurled through the sky so high that you can see the curve of the earth, and so fast that you literally go forward in time for the slightest fraction of a second.

What…
The…
Fuck.

To pay for all of this I don’t give them gold coins, or a goat, or even let them fuck me. All I have to do is let them hold on to a small card that I have, and then I’ll scribble something that’s supposed to represent “me” on a piece of paper. This stands as an agreement that I am willing to pay in the future for this experience, and I will use this strange method to aquire everything in my life.

At the end of each 30 days I will pay for the total that I owe by, wait for it… writing on a piece of paper. Most of my bills are paid online now, so in that case I’m not even writing anything. I’m just pressing on little buttons, and those little button presses support me and fortify my life.
That’s our everyday life, and if you lived 500 years ago and explained that this is what the future would be like there would be a very good chance that a group of people would burn you at the stake.

I’m sitting in a hotel room in Nashville right now finishing this up. I will copy and paste it into a location that my web browser is pointed to, and it will be read by thousands of people almost immediately. I’ll then head out to a club in town where people have agreed to come and listen to me make noises with my mouth that represent the focused thoughts bouncing around in my mind.These thoughts will make people think, and by laughing at them, they will actually make people feel better.

I will never say that I truly understand this world, because the more I learn about it the more I feel that’s actually impossible.What I can say though, is that as strange as it is, I appreciate every bizarre moment of it. I appreciate the freedom to think this way, and I appreciate the patience and attention of all you people reading and considering all this crazy shit.

It would be a lot easier to understand what the fuck I’m talking about if you did some mushrooms. Or had a baby. Either one, really.

Mad love to you all.