Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Call of Duty Escalation Map Pack - Call of the Dead - MOAR ZOMBIES!!!

So what is more depressing for a PS3 user then the PSN network being down for now 8 days along with your credit card information possible being stolen?

The second map pack for Call of Duty Black Ops is about to come out next week with 4 new multi-player maps and 1 extremely large and complex zombie map...

...for xbox users. PS3 users will get the map pack a month later in June.

Fucking A!

I know that Activision has a contract with Microsoft and that Xbox users always get the map packs first...blah, blah, blah. It is still highly lame, especially if you are an avid zombie player that myself.

Even though its lamesauce, I can't help but to get excited watching these new videos about the Escalation Map Pack's new zombie map, Call of the Dead. Craziest thing that I think that the developers did with the new map is that it actually has real life playable actors and a pretty in-depth story.

Real life playable actors you ask? Oh can play as Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Danny Trejo for example. Check out the videos below and I will bore you talk more about it afterwards.

First thoughts on Zombies...

Looks like you can use alot of different playstyles. There were lots of clips of people using melee weapons like dual machetes, pitch forks, and other small knifes. Not to mention different hand to hand combat a fucking karate jump kick! Who knows if they will actually have these options in the gameplay, but one would assume from watching the "Official Trailer" that it would be available.

Atleast that is what I got from it.

Speaking of different playstyles.....did you notice how fucking huge the new zombie map is? Looks like when you get a sniper rifle from a mystery box, its no longer an instant reroll. That and they are "buffing / adjusting" the sniper rifles again in the patch that is going to roll out with the new map pack as well.

So it would seem like they really want people that wouldn't normally use / hate sniper rifles, to be forced into them.... know, for survival purposes! F'n zombies, trying to eat mah brains and what not. Dirty little bastards...

Another point I thought that was interesting was the glowing zombie that will attack you. I think they called him "The Godfather of Zombies". I am assuming this will work like the zombies dogs, the mad scientist, and the monkeys in the previous Black Ops zombie maps. They involve some sort of objective and take up an entire round. Once completed, you always get a max ammo and something else useful if you do it correctly.

The lead developer stated...

"that if you want to kill him, go for it, it will all work out in the end "hopefully". However, I would advise that you watch him and figure out different ways to communicate with him."

Urm...tricky Treyarch lead developer with their tricky, super generic, statements that could mean a metric ton of different things / scenarios.

And speaking of that, did you happen to catch what the lead Treyarch developer said in regards to tips on getting the most of the new zombie map, Call of the Dead?

"It is a very vague tip, but a very important one. You should shoot everything...

...if you do this, and do it with a variety of weapons, you will discover and unlock some very cool stuff."

Oh shit! You mean if I kill the zombies instead of just running around checking out Buffy the Vampire Slayer's ass, I will actually discover and unlock some cool stuff? Fucking. Brilliant.

Total pro tip if you ask me, hah. I know that he can't say much else and I don't want him to ruin it for me. I just like giving nerds a hard time.


Til next time...

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Random Thoughts, Katy Perry BJ, & An Ass Shakin Rapper- LETS GO!

You guys know I must be bored if I am writing a f'n blog post. Its Friday night at 2am and I am at work. I thought I had the master plan before coming in that I would just play my ps3 all night. However, my portable monitor didn't work and now I have nothing to do.

I guess I could do work shit, but its not like I am going to get in trouble or anything. It will get done when it needs to right? Just thinking about that statement is puzzling to me.

Is it because I don't like my job? No, because I really like my job. I mean, I don't love it...but its a job that is super easy and allows me alot of free time.

Is it because I'm just lazy as fuck? Probably, but maybe not. I do think that I am lazy. I fall into the stereotype of a "young lazy American" for sure, but only for things that really don't care about. Its not that I don't care about my job, I do....I guess I am assuming that my work isn't important enough to have any effect on my company's ability to make money. So even in the worst case scenario, being it will not get done, I don't think I would lose my job. Fuck what I am saying, I wouldn't even get in trouble.

Management would just assume that I had a good reason why it didn't get done. They think that way because I am the gangsta gangsta at the main point of my job. Hints the reason why out of 30 or so people in my department, mgmt only trust 3 of them to work without some sort of authority figure in the building. So maybe that is why I feel compelled not to do any extra work while I am at work.

I am glad we had this little conversation. I feel much better about not being productive doing office hours lol.

Now on to more intriguing shit....Katy Fucking Perry

Check out the description on the banner of this blog.

"Random thoughts and interesting stories about MY world...which is mostly video games, sports, sexy females, and other random BS..."

Back when this blog was alive and popping years ago, it was all about video games. Mostly one video game, the MMORPG World of Warcraft. I had between three and five posts a week on the game, 1000+ hits a day, people leaving comments, good times were had by all. Then I stopped playing the game, but found out that I really enjoy writing.

So I turned this blog into a generic blog about anything that I want to talk about. Problem with that is that I no longer had the driving force to keep me writing. Hints the last post was posted 5 months ago lol.


I fail, I know. So since the reformat and subject change to this blog I have had posts about all of the topics the description on my banner states....except sexy females.

And lets be frank, who doesn't love sexy females? Sexy females are a big part of my life. In this day in age I think it is really hard, if not impossible, NOT to be bombarded with some sort of sexual images of the female gender.

TV shows, commercials, magazines, mobile devices, and I am not even talking about the text book definition of porn. Porn is all of the damn place thanks to the internet. When was the last time you looked at a porn magazine? I just laugh about it now because it seems so silly.

...fucking magazines, yea right lol.

Either way, you really can't mention sexy females and not talk about Katy Perry. This bitch grew up home schooled in a very strict Christian family. She wasn't allow to wear V necks shirts or shorts that were more then an inch over her knees. Her family gets her a music deal with a Christian band and the next thing you know she blew the FUCK UP.

She has a good voice sure, but you're tripping if you think she would be famous without her, uh...assets.

If I'm coming across as hating, I am not. Make that money GIRL!

....and keep on posing and intriguing ways while you're at it.

Got to love YouTube...

Is there anyone out there that doesn't enjoy YouTube? I mean serious, its amazing to see what random people out there are doing....especially when they are obviously being serious and all you can do is laugh on how funny / redonkeyous it is.

Case in point...

I'll leave you with two videos of a chick that describes herself on her youtube channel as a Rapper that is making her grind shaking her ass...

Totally makes sense to me. Making it as a rapper ain't no joke brah. The game can chew you up and spit you out. You need as many people as possible to hear you in order to make it.

So what is the best way to get attention? You guessed it, shake your ass to songs that you didn't write, produce, or have anything to do with and put it on youtube!

Fucking. Brilliant.

My opinion on the videos is that it is obvious that her rapping skills isn't what got her the 2500+ subscribers lol, but the girl can shake it. I think I need to contact her for my rap group, Caucasian Invasion.....more on this another time though lol.

Make sure to follow me on twitter @WTFspaghetti - Always shit going down on there....and I update it daily instead of every 5 months lol.

Did that bitch just say "her Queen Cobra disc?" it so much, aw man...LOVE. IT. hah

Ok, now check out the next video. Same chick.

So the question is...would you like to listen to more of her "Queen Cobra" disc or dance?