Nugg's Confessions - Fuzzy Little Man-Peach, Covered in Teets

Nugg's Confessions is a guest post written by a good friend of WTFspaghetti. Nuggs has an unique sense of humor that I think we can all enjoy. Enjoy and remember to keep all sharp objects out of reach of Nuggs....it can turn dangerous.

So, after running though Naxx like a pack school girls trying to grab at the Jonas Brothers junk I have realized something. My guild has become lazy.

Sadly I have not become as lethargic. I have been filled with rage.

This is spilling over into my job where I advise morons, who advise other morons, on how to fix their internet. I seem to be yelling obscenities in my little corner more than normal. I just to reach though my chat program, grab them by the face and scream "Why didn't you learn this in training"! I hate these people so damn much.

On my off days I like to raid until I forget I work where I do. Without progression I can't seem to do that. The rage builds until I have to find a different outlet. Normally I would go to the shooting range and that would do. However I can't find ammo. So now I just have really expensive clubs.

So now I must motivate my guild to do better. I will spread my rage like the Pig Flu and they will feel my spirit inside.

I will become Old Greg and they will be my fuzzy little man-peaches.

wow blogger achievements and new contributors!

Yes, it has happened. I have unlocked my very first WoW Blogger's Achievement. I am pretty excited about it and hope there are more to come. If you don't know what I am talking about...(Where have you been?!?)...then check out pinkpigtails inn's blog for a full explanation.

I think its a pretty cool thing to do. At the very least it fun to talk about and since I am a freshly new WoW blogger. Its something that I would make my blog better, which is always a good thing.

So there you have it....back to other news...

wtfspaghetti now has two new contributors to the blog, DJ Paul and Nuggs. Both of them have been playing WoW since 2004. You know there wasn't even battlegrounds back in those days right? hah

Nuggs was the first person that got me hooked on this drug we call warcraft. His view points are a little strange and we freaking love it that way. Nuggs mostly does pve and raids everything up to Sunwell. His current main is a protection pally and I know I look forward to all of his comments / posts....mostly because they crack me up.

DJ Paul is someone that I go to with all of my WoW questions. He is the most knowledgeable person on WoW that I see in real life on a regular basis. He mainly focuses on the PvP aspect of the game and has a Warlock and a Priest. Paul is also heavily addicted to fantasy football and is in my FF league. Currently, he is in 1st place, but that will change soon.

In either event, I would like to welcome these contributors to wtfspaghetti. I know they make the blog better.....hopefully we can keep this blog going so we could get some more "Achievements"...

...and so I won't be as bored at work =P

How to max the WoW

So... it's the 14th and you want to stay up for the next 3 to 5 days in a row and get them server firsts.

I know what you're thinking, "Nuggs I can't stay up that long. My brain will start to die and I'll auto run my toon into some Uber-possum or Elite Skeleton hopped up on methamphetamines.

All I can say to that is stop being a child and play the game like a adult.

Things you will need

--Caffeine and lots of it. You'll need enough to shatter an Elephant's circulatory system if taken in one dose.

Mana Energy Potion (1 bottle = 1.69oz with the same caffeine as 2 Red Bulls)

Blitz Energy Gum (8 pieces has as much caffeine as 6 energy drinks)
Headshot Gamer Bar (100mg of Guarana per bar)

Dont forget to water your bad self. Get some Gatorade for them electrolytes.



--Food. Caffeine won't work forever. You need to keep your body going with lots of red meat and potatoes.

Stake, Hamburger, Beef Jerky. Keep a good amount of all on hand. Remember meat goes in and raw man power comes out!
Potatoes, Potato chips, or just Raman Noodles. Stake is for power and Potatoes are for stamina.



--Environment. Things to keep you goin other than above.

Music. Rap, Rock, Techno. What ever moves you put it on. Use headphones and crank it until you can feel the beat in your teeth.
Chair. Nothing is worse than a numb ass bone. Drag in the love chair from the living room if you need to and bolt it down if anyone questions you.
Woman. Someone has to make the stake. Ladies if you're the gamer then you just became the man. Congratulate yourself.


Keep in mind that you will eventually start to hallucinate. The best way to cope with this is make friends with your new invisible buddies. They might even have some good ideas on how to pull the next group. So don't be afraid to listen to that empty Dr.Pepper bottle full of cigarette butts under your desk. It might just save your life one day.